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<br />THE PESSIMIST
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<br />Go~ernor Gore or West Virginia was
<br />I talking about the Mexican, situation.
<br />I "You can look at It," he said, "either
<br />~ optimistically or pessll1:)lst.lcally. A
<br />good many of us Incline to be pessi-
<br />mist's In the matter.
<br />"Yes, we're like the :~hap eto whom
<br />an optimist 'said: .
<br />"'There's nothing Ilke hope.'
<br />.. 'There certainly Isn't,' was the' an-
<br />..we., 'for disappolntin~ you.'''
<br />
<br />, BETTER THAN NO ACTING
<br />
<br />
<br />,"That stage girl 'Is always acting
<br />foollsh.'"
<br />"Well', that's" sOmethlng-dltlrt't
<br />know she could act at all."
<br />
<br />./ ., " The Dil1~rence
<br />
<br />r- When' you Inate in 'the game ot chess
<br />The game Is s\ltely won.
<br />When you mate In the game ot lite
<br />The game ha.s ,just begun.
<br />
<br />Dressing Children
<br />no Problem Now.! '
<br />
<br />.' It doesn't .cost much to keep the
<br />youngstel's dressed in aU the pretty
<br />colors of, the season! Buy less, sew
<br />less-aIid Diamond "dye their dresses,
<br />waists, blouses;' etc.
<br />Home -dyeiDlt,is easy, It's lots, of
<br />fun. The results are perfect, when you
<br />use reai dye. night over ,o~her colors,
<br />any kind of mate,rlal, In an hour's
<br />time! Keep your oWl'I'clothes in style,
<br />too, by maklng.them the newest shades.
<br />Also,. the drapes aud hangings in your
<br />home., . . .
<br />FREE: , for the askln~, at any drug-
<br />store: the :Qiainond'!lye Cyclopedia,
<br />full of suggestions, ;1."lth easy direc-
<br />tions. See actual piece-goods color
<br />samples. Or wr!w. for free illustrated
<br />boolt Color Craft to DIAMO~"D DYES,
<br />Dep,~, N10, Burlington,' Vermont.
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<br />
<br />MaAe It NEW for IS ct.,
<br />
<br />:Do You Want, a .
<br />
<br />Really Good File for
<br />
<br />:- 'Sharpennng Hoes?
<br />
<br />Try the Idnd we make ,for sharpening
<br />Simonds Step.l SaNS. You wl'll be sur-'
<br />prised hoW mucr ~o.lltcr and easier they
<br />1I1e and how m1.ch more economical
<br />they are because, they, la~t ,8Q much
<br />longer. This Is thu SIMONDS Mill Bas-
<br />tard File. A~k YOtU dealer tor It. To
<br />prove our clalnl 've will "send you a
<br />sample ot .t'ur Fila, S Inches long, It
<br />yoU' will ~end He' In stamps to llay
<br />postaKe and Pl\"ldn~ expense.
<br />SUIOND& SAW JU\'"D ST~EI, CO.
<br />420 Cnllnl $tnet - New OrlenD", Ln.
<br />
<br />Politene.. Plu. Ride the Interurban '
<br />A clergynlon whose wife is known ' - ... FRoM'
<br />tor her extreme plainness ""3S lectur- . H t to GalvestoD'
<br />Ing Ii Sunday school class of boys on OUS on
<br />politeness. Eyery Hout OD the Hour
<br />"When a plate of apples Is passed UpTe.. tierrJice-Non-Stop Traina
<br />to you," he said, "never take the best- 9:00 CI. m. Uld 3 :00 p. m.
<br />looking one." '-- - - '
<br />)j'rom the back row came In a low DON,' 'T R'
<br />tOile:
<br />./ "I'll bet that~s the way lie 'plcked '
<br />hi" wife."
<br />
<br />Finally)
<br />"What. would 'you 'do
<br />===:: to an end?"
<br />"Jump on de end an'
<br />(~~r~_n .
<br />
<br />if de' worl'
<br />
<br />trust in de
<br />
<br />"But sp~se de end bro.ke off wid
<br />
<br />"Fer.de.Law'd sake"dQ/1.'.t ax sich
<br />",.~~"b,!~_ ;.\inl<e Ul> your mln' ter
<br />, 1;w.>l;. )'0' :Jie.' Bud pas'3 dil 'pos-
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<br />I -'."";it~~dAbouf :
<br />"I say" old, chap; didn't I borrow $5
<br />=. you last week?"
<br />"No, you didn't." .
<br />"How careless of me. Could you' let
<br />hav'e It now?"
<br />
<br />Ala., It'. True
<br />Blll-George said you a~'e a vert
<br />
<br />quarrels0nle girl.
<br />"'Edith-lle's a llar I' If you belleve
<br />blm you can go on home. Fool I
<br />
<br />JUNGLE TALK
<br />
<br />
<br />English 'Women Enter'
<br />
<br />Domain of :;"-"-;':,,,,~~
<br />
<br />England is following the lead of ~'
<br />United States In the mutter of ed
<br />eating its daughters to, enj;er sml
<br />AGENTS W \:<Tl<_U :.;') SELL ...ADJES' business or profession, according
<br />Tailored Lln....-rh' ,,;":'d trom mills to user. Ros1ta Forbes, well-known ~_,~,_o-_,::.,_._"
<br />.Hlgh grade .,-r."",'.'nL at lowest \lrlc.,.. Ble _
<br />c0ri1n1IssIJ:::\\_~;;~'il-;~:"~,;liior~rl~sl.IOD. explorer and writer, In an article
<br />823 Moreanl' ,...,.. :~Idg.. pallas, TexBs. Llberty~ Polntlqg out that ~:c.:."
<br />Kl:DZU-B' __', ,', ~" aUL t,..,y :.-' -.".' t;ir'o:: i;t!tl,l'"'l"0"ont!y.'I)Ol;d l;".,'; ,-:,~ ,"~,'~
<br />thl\.t can b~ . .". Y011t It.:'~d t.:..~ j..... ~.' ".'. !:..,~. ",," ttt;corL.tlve u,..,,:'~lt _;~'.' ~' I:
<br />by or(l."..luJ,. l. . -#-. . ; . -,. . t . U A. 11.11.I........ .. tl' ,
<br />".~. .r.~,J:~l',.,'J. :t,~ _, Wr~.I,t! ..1,~'i" ~l.t:>I. Wc~,__ _u' u
<br />A ~' fd ~_?'~;:r; . O;Il";'.D.~r;:.u h:~illil tIi'att;".~J.iJlir;ar~::
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<br />~~~Qh1i~~;~i:~i\/.;:":...f::::,,~pa,; Llllu: 1'P'~'f.:; t~~~:~;.'~~~~':':
<br />U~roN COO1'!l'l'Y' --' Y, Westfle:d. N. J. tiUD.--nr-.:-o''''- lSLULtll:i, """"11' "-~". '7
<br />~";' " trained girl has the chance of !"!~,.
<br />NEW CKCII) , OED J:.EsPEDEZA., I ' 1'1
<br />se~(\, treE' f'~'lil" "hTlVhll' grass. $~.26 \ler reer. f she chooses marr age, J,_
<br />bua,hel. A.. ':. Mt "oJwnt-i, Llnds8,V. La. Up to her to make it as c,_
<br />BABY CHWK, ,~,~one.~~~a;~ any other jOb she undertakes.
<br />$16 per 1un. h:'.,", yt'''lks, $16., Prepaid, realizes, even thQugh she be
<br />II\'e dellve!",!', T". ~. ,tEALL, Bay Cllv. Tax. ht f P 1 d"
<br />, daug er 0 ar { avenue an un"
<br />dustrlal king, that marriage, is'
<br />a humau ch01ce, not it necessity.
<br />"England, following suit," the wri1
<br />continues, "has sent her daughters
<br />to offices and studies, factories A
<br />agencies, and they are settlilg an '
<br />ample to Mayfah....
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<br />INFLAMED LIDS
<br />n Inc...... the irrlutloo.
<br />U.. Ml~CIlKJ.L mil
<br />SALVE. a ,Impl.. cl...
<br />pendable, nle rfflIecl1.
<br />25c a' an druul.".
<br />IlaII AI Boebl.li8'P llork.f1.tf'
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<br />Short Circuit
<br />Len-Cl~~'k calls himself
<br />d~'Ilamo.,
<br />Dun-Well, why shouldn't he.? Ev,
<br />erythlng he has ,on Is chal'ged.-Wash-
<br />ii:Jgton Star.
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<br />Chees..; Biscuits.
<br />" C. flour. ',!, C. grated
<br />" level tsp. Calumet . cheese.
<br />BILking PoWder, 6 tbsp. tat.
<br />1 level tap., salt 1'J~ C. milk.
<br />Sift flour once. Measure and sltt
<br />t..ree times with baking powder and,
<br />sa It. Add chees~' Work In tat with
<br />tips of fingers, ,(dd milk and mix to a
<br />soU dough. Roll out lh Inch In thick-
<br />ness. Bake In hot oven (450 degrees
<br />F.) 15 JIllnutes.
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<br />CROSS, FEVERISH
<br />. CHILD IS BiliOUS
<br />OR CONSTIPATED,
<br />. i
<br />Look, Mother! See if torlgue is
<br />coa.ted, brea.th hot or
<br />stoma.ch sour
<br />
<br />.'OaJifornia. Fig Syrup" can't
<br />harm tender stomaoh,
<br />liver, bowels -.l3 .-
<br />
<br />
<br />Eyery mother realizes, after' glvln
<br />Iler chlldren "California Fig !:l~..n!"
<br />that this is their Ideal laxatl ve, ;"
<br />~ause ,,they love its pleaslillt taste an
<br />It thoroughly cleanses the tender llttl
<br />atomach, 'liver and bowels ...
<br />;;riplng.
<br />When cross, irritable, feverish,
<br />areath is bad, stomach sour, look
<br />the tongue, mother! If coated, give
<br />teaspoonful of this. harmless, "f!,!!lt
<br />laxative," and in a few bours all 'th
<br />foul" constipated waste, sour bile an
<br />undl'gested food passes out of the : - '
<br />~ls, and you have a well, playful "hi!
<br />agaiQ. When the llttle system is .;:,.
<br />)f cold, throat sore, has stomach-acbi
<br />diarrhoea, indigestion" cOlic-rE"l11e(
<br />ber, a good "Inside cleansing" shor
<br />always be the first treatinent glvent
<br />l\1i111ons of mothers keep,'-"=,~ii~+
<br />Fig Syrpp" bandy; they know a ;-,
<br />spoonful tod'ay saves a sick chlld .
<br />morrow. Ask. your druggist for
<br />Dottie of "California Fig Syrup," ...1.10
<br />tJ.as dlrections for babies, children
<br />Illl ages and grown-ups printed on H
<br />DottIe, Beware of counterfeits ~,~,
<br />bere, so don't be foole(l. Get the ~.,
<br />ulne, sold by "California Fig ~~...
<br />Company."
<br />
<br />Would Be Glad to H~!J~,H=
<br />Wife-John, I can, read you ~~!:;:
<br />book.
<br />aub-I wish you would then, r
<br />dear. You i3klp what you don't lUef
<br />a "ook, and Unger. over It In me. '
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<br />'''DANDELlON BUTTER GOL=_=
<br />A boltless ran joint has been per-
<br />fected by a secUon' hand 011 a railroad
<br />in Kansus.
<br />
<br />,FJrst. time a boy Is called "MiSter,"
<br />Monk-How's Mr. Kangaroo It SCllre!;! him a Ilttle.
<br />
<br />First
<br />tOday?
<br />S(,cond Monk-In a
<br />his last legs I
<br />
<br />bad way.
<br />
<br />Stepping on Air
<br />
<br />Of all sad surprises
<br />There's nothlng'to compare
<br />With treading in the dArknssl
<br />On II. step that isn't there.
<br />
<br />. "Old-F a.h-ioned Flapper
<br />He asked for a kiss, but the girl cte-,
<br />murred 'on the grounds that somebody
<br />might see them. Whereupon he sug,
<br />gested that they' go Into ,t~e ~onserv-
<br />atory. .
<br />"Not among all those rubber plapts,"
<br />:'::-_"0"- she.
<br />
<br />,Pr:olit in Sight '
<br />"HerE!'J a man sells a' collection of
<br />moths for' $1,000."
<br />"Stop a bit.. Maybe I can do some-
<br />I:uiiig about that dress sult yet."
<br />
<br />A Greenhotn '.
<br />The SIster-Captain Randall t>ro-
<br />poses in .tbls lettoer. I wonder If he'
<br />really loves me-he's only known me
<br />a weelc. .
<br />The Brother-Oh. then, perhaps be
<br />does I-The B.umOl;lst.
<br />
<br />Meeting Called to Order.
<br />He-May I hold your hand a sec-
<br />ond?
<br />She-Will you rememtler to release
<br />~t when the secont1 is up?
<br />He-I'll make a ml.,nut~ of it.
<br />
<br />How It Happened
<br />Williams-Jones says he started In
<br />business on a shoestring.
<br />Taylor'-Yes. You see the boss
<br />broke. his shoestring and when he
<br />stooped to tie it .T ones scooped' the
<br />money out of the cash' register. '
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<br />OD
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<br />'C'
<br />, , :,. PeyeJi
<br />. '-, Dlds (JrlJlpe
<br />00 S~tiV ~hem tlfHlay
<br />" , Stop them quickly-...ll dJl'" ".' - .,'s and
<br />,~&id.tIle~lLn'::I.~l;'~.Porce
<br />, ,,"cthepoisonS out.: Hills break colda io;24 hour..
<br />. They tooe the wholellystem. The;prompt,reo
<br />liable results have led millions to employ them.
<br />Doo't rely OD lesser helps. c1oo'tdelay,
<br />Bf:: $ure Its\\'~ Price3Oa.
<br />
<br />CASCARA I QUININE
<br />Get,Red Box ~.oM\9~ With portnII
<br />
<br />
<br />il
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<br />CURED .
<br />In 11" to '4 DIIJIS
<br />AU Druggiats are authorized to
<br />refund money if PAZO OINT-
<br />MENT faile to cure any case of
<br />ITCHING, l3L1ND" BLEEDiNG:
<br />or PROTRUDING PILES. Clll'es
<br />oriiinary C;!ses in 6 days. tho
<br />. worst cases in 14 days.
<br />" PAZO OnrrMENT instand, Re-
<br />',~ Beves ITCHING PILES and you
<br />can get restful ,leep 'after the
<br />first application. 600.
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<br />FOR' '
<br />COlllghs dIe to Colds
<br />
<br />A harmless vegetable butter co
<br />used by m1llions for 50 years. Y'
<br />stores and general stores sell hny,
<br />of "Dandelion" for 85 cents.,-Adv.
<br />
<br />Immune
<br />"I consider her a very lucky gl..l
<br />"In what respect?"
<br />"Nothing she' eats makes her i'Rt
<br />
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<br />PDl\IANENT I\'ELIEF FOR ."':':"':...--
<br />Used by noted doctor 40 yrs. Don't --
<br />u'nless you will follow directions. Send $
<br />write MADDEN COMPANY. Box 872,
<br />Paso. Texas, for tull IntormatloiJ.-io...,
<br />
<br />The Schoolgirl Kind I. ;;....
<br />"Aren't girls fopllsh to paint r
<br />faces so?" "Yell; they will k""!,.
<br />fool girl comple."don."
<br />
<br />Insist on havlnlJ' Dr. Peery's HDca~ __
<br />ror' Worms or Tspeworm and the .....0
<br />will Ket It tor you. ~72 Pearl st. N. Y,
<br />
<br />Funds are bein,g raised' to v~:~,~,
<br />Henry Clay's hOl!le In L'exington,
<br />1l!J a museum.
<br />
<br />A good habit' to get- u;.".-,:~=",~
<br />peopl~.
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<br />of many Qth
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<br />MAKES =_~~.:-___
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<br />i A Delicate Hint
<br />I Wanda-What's the 'string a,round
<br />Jour finger for' To remind yourself
<br />I of ~?~et~~~~? ~_ . ___._ ~'_ _ _" - . "
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